1 00:00:02,490 --> 00:00:05,470 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:36,780 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 3 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:53,360 -Nothing like a little R and R. 4 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,330 -Rump roast? 5 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,210 -No, Mort, not a rump roast. 6 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:59,170 Rest and relaxation. 7 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:02,070 -Spontaneous jumping contest! 8 00:01:02,070 --> 00:01:05,580 -This is not just a fun and innovative idea, 9 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,850 but a royal commandment. 10 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,520 Me first. 11 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,290 Maurice, double bounce me. 12 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:12,740 -So this is one of those contests 13 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,840 where you've got to win, right? 14 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,650 -Is there any other kind? 15 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:16,590 Now, on three. 16 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:19,800 One-- Julien-- three! 17 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,300 I win! 18 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:27,280 It may be possible I over bounced. 19 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,860 -Ready, Rico? 20 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:29,560 -All right. 21 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,500 Bring it. 22 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,970 -And that's lunch. 23 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:45,640 Dig in, boys. 24 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,350 -It all happened so fast. 25 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:50,130 The king on the bouncy! 26 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,810 -Anyone catch that-- 27 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:52,510 -Yes. 28 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,160 It-- no, actually. 29 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,330 -It appears a spontaneous jumping contest coupled 30 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,670 with Maurice's great posterior mass 31 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:04,570 has bounced Julien outside zoo confines. 32 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,280 What? 33 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,380 I'm fluent in panic. 34 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:08,650 -He's right-- except for the part about my butt, 35 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,290 which is sized appropriately, thank you very much. 36 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:14,960 -Please, help us save King Julien and his feet. 37 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,750 -Absolutely, Sad Eyes. 38 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:21,300 Boys, commence operation after lunch. 39 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,140 Sweet job on the tuna roll, Rico. 40 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,700 -Skipper, isn't a quick response critical for a rescue? 41 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,020 -I have taught you well, young private. 42 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,040 Someone pass the wasabi. 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,180 Oh, fine. 44 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,350 -Hey, big stinkin' bus! 45 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:39,610 I demand immediate return to the zoo. 46 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:42,330 Open these doors right now. 47 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,710 What? 48 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:45,830 The royal crown! 49 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:50,800 -Mercy me! 50 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:57,380 Oh, city street is no place for such an adorable kitty cat. 51 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:58,280 -Kitty? 52 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,060 -According to Maurice, Julien landed on the morning M2 bus. 53 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,920 We'll track that route as two units-- 54 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,080 aerial surveillance and ground patrol. 55 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,630 -Roshambo for the aerial unit? 56 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:08,680 -Oh, you are so on. 57 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,080 Leopard seal, orca, great white. 58 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:11,780 -Ha! 59 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:13,730 Great white traps leopard seal. 60 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:14,660 -No, I'm afraid not. 61 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:17,050 A leopard seal swims faster and evades the great white. 62 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:19,310 -My great white carries a knife. 63 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:21,310 -King Julien's feet! 64 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:23,290 -Fine, leopard seal wins. 65 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,440 Rico, saddle up. 66 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,640 You're on the ground. 67 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,610 -I'll take Maurice. 68 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:30,580 -You picked Maurice over me? 69 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:31,900 -Lemurs have better eyesight. 70 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,760 It's purely strategic. 71 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,670 -If that's how we're playing it, then we'll take Sad Eyes. 72 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,420 -Yay! 73 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,860 I wasn't picked last! 74 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:39,560 -What? 75 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,430 Seriously? 76 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:41,300 Little Mort? 77 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:44,730 -You and I both know penguins have a limited sense of smell. 78 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,750 We need a strong nose on the ground. 79 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:49,020 Purely strategic. 80 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:49,720 -Fine. 81 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,790 -And we'll take Marlene. 82 00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:53,490 -What? 83 00:03:53,490 --> 00:03:54,690 She's not even here. 84 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:55,390 -Oh, OK. 85 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,090 Right. 86 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,970 Private, we'll take Private. 87 00:03:57,970 --> 00:03:58,840 -Let me go. 88 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,040 I am not a cat. 89 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,740 I am a lemur. 90 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,370 I am a king, even! 91 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:06,150 Can't you see my cr-- my head is naked! 92 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:08,690 -Welcome to your new home. 93 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:12,340 And look, your new roommate, Zoey. 94 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,770 -I already have two roommates at the zoo, 95 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:16,350 and neither one of them is the furniture. 96 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:22,840 -Wow. 97 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,070 On second thought, I am a cat. 98 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:26,920 Check out this long, pretty tail, 99 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,940 these pointy ears and teeth. 100 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:30,780 Don't forget about my devastatingly 101 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:33,350 beautiful brownish-yellow eyes. 102 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,480 -Now, Zoey. 103 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,480 That's no way to greet our new friend. 104 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,640 How about we show him how much you love your yarn? 105 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,240 Now your turn. 106 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,610 Get the yarn. 107 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:47,570 Come on, now. 108 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:50,230 Oh, grandkids calling. 109 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,730 -Hello, pretty kitty. 110 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:53,950 -You trying to blow my cover, fur face? 111 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,980 -My name isn't fur face. 112 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,740 It's King Julien. 113 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,810 But you can call me-- fur face works, too. 114 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,880 -Any sign of Julien? 115 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,580 -Nothing. 116 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,240 -Sky Hawk to Street Dog. 117 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,420 Marks spotted in sector Kilo Oscar. 118 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,570 -Roger that. 119 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:12,810 -Who the heck is Mark, Roger, and Oscar? 120 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:13,870 -You picked me last. 121 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:15,790 -Let it go, Private. 122 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,250 -Rico, hang a left. 123 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,440 -The feet are saved. 124 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,140 -No. 125 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:31,460 -Hey! 126 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:34,490 -Sad Eyes! 127 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:35,250 -Uh oh. 128 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,010 -Now we're down two lemurs? 129 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:39,470 This is not forward progress. 130 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,680 -Let's not pussyfoot around. 131 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,310 Is there a Mr. Cat in your life? 132 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,740 -Don't be cute with me. 133 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:47,970 You and I both know we are not cats. 134 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:49,510 -So you think I am cute? 135 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:50,410 I mean, you're not a cat? 136 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,110 -No. 137 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:53,090 I'm a ferret. 138 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:55,010 -Oh, a very pretty ferret. 139 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:56,730 -Before this, I was living on the streets. 140 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:58,480 I didn't know when my next meal was coming. 141 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,130 Here, it's clockwork. 142 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,710 -Oh, beautiful and clever. 143 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:03,460 Wink. 144 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:06,860 -And if the old lady catches on, then it's back on the streets. 145 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:07,920 You follow? 146 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,780 -I will follow you wherever you go. 147 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,480 Wink. 148 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,040 -Wink at me one more time, and I'm 149 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,660 going to make it so you can't open that eye for a month. 150 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,100 Get it, wink? 151 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,120 -These lips are sealed. 152 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,430 Or unless, you know, you want to maybe 153 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:25,120 smooch fur face or something. 154 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:25,990 I'm an accomplished actor. 155 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,640 You want cat? 156 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,260 Meow. 157 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,660 See, I'm a cat, instantly. 158 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,910 I like string. 159 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:36,810 I'm licking my-- 160 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,050 -Targets approaching, Rico. 161 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:40,300 Time to go fishing. 162 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:43,980 -Woohoo! 163 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,260 Yoink. 164 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,570 -Good new, team. 165 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:54,920 The catch of the day is Sad Eye. 166 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,750 -Did you find the feet? 167 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,030 -Unfortunately, we're still a negative on Ringtail. 168 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,650 -Man, we better find him soon. 169 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:04,640 King Julien is out there alone and-- well, 170 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,750 let's be real-- incompetent. 171 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,340 -What are you doing? 172 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:12,040 -Hey, do you have any toast? 173 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:12,740 -Toast? 174 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,150 Why? 175 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,890 -I need somewhere to put this jam. 176 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:20,150 Yeah, shake it! 177 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:23,110 -You're going to get us busted! 178 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:27,790 -You can stop the music, but you cannot stop the passion. 179 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:30,140 GLADYS: What's going on in there? 180 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,160 -Gladys! 181 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,350 -Are you kitties getting along? 182 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,050 -Meow. 183 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,680 -Oh, that's a strange meow. 184 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,690 Are you feeling all right? 185 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:45,170 Let's consult Dr. Cuddle's Home Veterinary Handbook. 186 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:50,380 -Feet, feet, feet! 187 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:53,170 --[INAUDIBLE], we've got a situation down here. 188 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,650 Sad Eyes has gone loco. 189 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,580 -Cuckoo. 190 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,550 -Feet. 191 00:07:58,550 --> 00:07:59,510 I smell feet! 192 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,260 -He's on the move. 193 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:00,960 After him! 194 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,350 -Hey, look at that. 195 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:12,860 He's got some kind of sixth sense. 196 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,320 -The feet, they are close. 197 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,330 -So long, fur face. 198 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,860 -Welcome back to Earth, boys. 199 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:27,490 Dust off those sea legs, Private. 200 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:30,030 -King Julien wouldn't just leave behind his crowd 201 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:33,860 unless he was in serious trouble. 202 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,610 -Ah, there you are. 203 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:39,220 -I'd give it a couple of minutes before going in there. 204 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:41,460 -Come over here, I want to show you something. 205 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:44,860 -Oh, the charm offensive scores! 206 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:46,800 That's nice. 207 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,500 -All right. 208 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,730 We've gotta keep Gladys thinking you're a cat. 209 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,570 And cats love scratching posts. 210 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:54,090 So you should use one. 211 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,430 -Good, good. 212 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,970 And what's a scratching post? 213 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:58,870 -That. 214 00:08:58,870 --> 00:08:59,780 -I see. 215 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:02,390 And I do what now with it? 216 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,740 -You scratch it. 217 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,340 -Cats are easily entertained. 218 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,160 -No. 219 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,710 You really got to get into it. 220 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,410 -Oh, OK. 221 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:14,800 That's the stuff. 222 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,210 -Come on, come on. 223 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,530 -Oh, yeah. 224 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:18,230 How am I doing? 225 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:18,930 -Harder! 226 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:19,930 Use both hands! 227 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:23,560 -Oh, look at me, the cat. 228 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,530 -No. 229 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,370 Like this. 230 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:27,940 Woah! 231 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,750 -Are you sure that's how to use it? 232 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,060 Doesn't seem very safe. 233 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,310 -Can you just help me in? 234 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:34,540 -Oh, hey, guys. 235 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,520 -King Julien! 236 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,880 -What are you doing up there? 237 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,950 -Oh, I crash here now. 238 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:39,700 Hang on. 239 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,170 I have to save my girlfriend. 240 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,610 -I am not your girlfriend! 241 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:45,230 Someone help me! 242 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,250 -Here, grab this string. 243 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,640 You were supposed to grab it! 244 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,860 -Help! 245 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:53,180 -Relax, [INAUDIBLE], we've gotcha. 246 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:53,880 -I'm good. 247 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,580 Thanks. 248 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,160 -OK, your coed party is over, Ringtail. 249 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:57,900 Get in. 250 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,600 -No. 251 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,200 This is my home now. 252 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,270 I have been domesticated. 253 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:05,500 Right, Mrs. Fur Face? 254 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,050 -Don't give up your kingdom for me. 255 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:07,750 Seriously. 256 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,720 -I have found it impossible to discharge my duties as king 257 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,100 as I would wish to do without the help 258 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,330 and support of the woman I love. 259 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:18,820 -Well, if Julien won't come back to the zoo, 260 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,950 then I guess the lemurs will just need a new king. 261 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,800 Here you go, King Mort. 262 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,630 -Why is the Private overacting? 263 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:28,440 -All hail King Mort! 264 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,220 -What now? 265 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,850 King Mort? 266 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:34,270 Oh, the thought makes me-- oh, I can't-- 267 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,140 -Can't what? 268 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:37,170 -Mort will destroy our love. 269 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,780 I cannot allow Mort to ruin my kingdom. 270 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,890 He's just too stupidy. 271 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:45,350 -Really? 272 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:46,050 Go. 273 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:46,870 I want you gone. 274 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:47,570 -Shh. 275 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,270 No words. 276 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,970 This is difficult for me, too. 277 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:54,180 I guess this is goodbye. 278 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,590 Goodbye, my love! 279 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,490 -[GROANS] My life. 280 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,380 -Couldn't find anything about abnormal meowing. 281 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,250 Maybe you're just hungry. 282 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,880 Here you go, kitties. 283 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,450 Drink up. 284 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:08,910 -All right. 285 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,480 More for me. 286 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,820 -King Mort. 287 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,270 Great play, Private. 288 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:14,970 -Thanks. 289 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,700 And I was picked last. 290 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,920 -Oh, burn, Kowalski. 291 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,000 -Wait, me? 292 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,160 You overlooked him, too. 293 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,970 -I was saving the best for last. 294 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,580 Up high, boys. 295 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,360 -King Mort. 296 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,310 That just sounds ridiculous. 297 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,080 Boys, when we get home, let's have 298 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,560 another spontaneous bouncing contest. 299 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,840 That was fun. 300 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,790 -Hey, guys. 301 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,440 There's a carnival in town. 302 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:57,240 -Oh, give it up, Hans. 303 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,180 This weapons lab is under penguin protection. 304 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,390 You're not stealing anything. 305 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,680 -You are right. 306 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,690 I surrender. 307 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,230 -Really? 308 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,310 I blast you. 309 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,360 I blast you so much. 310 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,770 -Kowalski, options. 311 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,610 -I recommend a methodical and carefully thought out-- 312 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,070 -Reckless action it is. 313 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,600 -You will not defeat me, Skipper. 314 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:35,080 This time, I have the upper wing. 315 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,710 -Oh, ouchie. 316 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,130 -You did it, Skipper! 317 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,630 -Well, Hans won't be raiding this lab tonight. 318 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,020 And it's a good thing. 319 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:49,810 Every nasty chemical on these shelves is bottled bad news. 320 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:50,720 -Uh oh. 321 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,450 -Kowalski, this is the good kind of glowing, right? 322 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:58,760 Like for traffic safety and such? 323 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,670 -It appears Skipper has absorbed a large dose of inflatium. 324 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:04,970 -Bad glowing. 325 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,540 -Not as long as Skipper stays calm. 326 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,290 But if his blood pressure starts to rise, 327 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:15,170 he will expand like a balloon until-- the only treatment is 328 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,420 a steady diet of no action, no adventure, 329 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,500 and absolutely no getting angry. 330 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,070 -Meh, I'll be fine. 331 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:26,120 -Hello, silly birds! 332 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,820 -Evac lemur annoyance ASAP! 333 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,080 -I was hearing the party party balloons, 334 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,360 and I came to participate. 335 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,330 Wait. 336 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,530 I can make this work. 337 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:40,050 Part-i-cip-a-- 338 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:40,750 -Julien! 339 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,280 You must stay away from Skipper. 340 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,670 -You listen to me. 341 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:45,520 I will part-i-c-- 342 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,290 -OK, point taken. 343 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,910 I'll just take it down a notch on missions. 344 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,320 It's either that or I retire and become 345 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,980 some pencil pushing desk monkey. 346 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,620 Is that what you want, Kowalski? 347 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,580 Me buying a four-legged quidditch 348 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,560 table, pencils, and bananas? 349 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,770 -Don't worry, Skipper. 350 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,730 We can show you ways to relax and stay calm. 351 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,200 Is that rude noise just the sound of you deflating? 352 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,050 -Moving on, Private. 353 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,000 -The surest method for ultimate relaxation-- 354 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,150 pushing the untested boundaries of science. 355 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:28,180 That's how I always-- don't touch that! 356 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,410 -Missle launch activated. 357 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,920 Targeting Eastern Seaboard in T minus three, 358 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,180 two, one-- cancelled. 359 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:37,730 Enjoy your continued safe existence. 360 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,930 -You'd be surprised how often that happens. 361 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,860 -Rotate me. 362 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,400 -Yes, Mort. 363 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,400 I shall fly into the penguin party like a regal eagle. 364 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,040 -I thought you weren't allowed. 365 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,170 -Maurice, stop being stupid. 366 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,610 If the king says he will go to a party party, 367 00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,470 then you must let him go. 368 00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,430 -OK. 369 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,870 -No, not ready! 370 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,800 -(SINGING) Come along and sing a song. 371 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,930 We will help you to stay calm. 372 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:15,540 When you feel an anger wiggle, calm it with a jolly giggle. 373 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:21,530 And when your blood starts to rise, hide it with a smile 374 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,230 disguise. 375 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,780 -Say, that is relaxing. 376 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,100 -This ain't no party. 377 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,930 Little help. 378 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,870 -This is how you relax? 379 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,020 -Hold on one second. 380 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,120 Woo! 381 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,850 Uh oh. 382 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,270 -I hope Rico had better luck. 383 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,130 -(SINGING) When you feel an anger wiggle, 384 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,920 calm it with a jolly giggle. 385 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,100 -We need a new strategy. 386 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,080 There must be another way-- what is that? 387 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,320 -It's a desk. 388 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,720 It's got all the latest, Skipper. 389 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,670 Lumbar chair. 390 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,660 -Oh, comfy. 391 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,580 -Multi-colored sticky notes. 392 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,000 Shirtless ninja a day calendar. 393 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,900 -Try and think of this as the start of an exciting new role-- 394 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,030 one where instead of going on missions, 395 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,190 you file drawings of them. 396 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:47,890 -See? 397 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,150 Here's one of your accepting your new job. 398 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,000 -Rico, circuit outrage! 399 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,190 New rule-- from now on, this HQ is a desk free zone. 400 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,820 -But Skipper, you'll pop. 401 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,590 -But Private, blah, blah. 402 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,130 You can't bench a leader. 403 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,280 Now, who among you can do what I do in battle? 404 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,870 Huh? 405 00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,570 -Kowalski, action! 406 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,920 -That sounds just like Skipper. 407 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,450 -It works for me. 408 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,580 -I do more than that! 409 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,410 I'm on the front lines obstructing evil! 410 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:24,270 -And if a mission arises, you simply 411 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,180 submit an action request form. 412 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,400 -You're right. 413 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,900 Maybe I should-- smoke screen! 414 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,630 -It's the alarm for the weapons lab! 415 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,710 -Hans must be raiding it again. 416 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:43,240 -What should we do? 417 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,890 -Move out without me. 418 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,760 -We'll make you proud, Skipper. 419 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,250 -It's the rushing blindly to danger I'll miss the most. 420 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,610 -Target acquired. 421 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:56,410 -Hans may be tough, but as long as we work together, 422 00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:00,610 we should-- be easily captured. 423 00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:01,920 -Kowalski, action! 424 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,490 -Hey hey, fancy party! 425 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,330 -Ringtail. 426 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,550 -Oh, office party theme. 427 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,240 Nice. 428 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,810 I've got just the stuff to make it fantastical. 429 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,360 I see you didn't get the memo about Crazy Pants Tuesdays. 430 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,690 We like team players around here, buddy. 431 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,790 -Get out of my office. 432 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,430 -There's no my in team. 433 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,300 Time is money. 434 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,470 File these owies. 435 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,350 -These what? 436 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,670 -Owie, owie, owie! 437 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,260 -Greetings, Skipper. 438 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,090 I see you send your troops to fight for you now. 439 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,230 -Hans, what have you done with my men? 440 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,220 -Oh, you mean my trap bait? 441 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,830 Well, why don't you come see for yourself? 442 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:57,290 Or else. 443 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,560 -Or else what? 444 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,200 -It's scarier if he imagines it. 445 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,940 -Inflating butt or not, my men need me. 446 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,460 I can do this. 447 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:10,840 This calls for an action request form, in triplicates! 448 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,540 There we go. 449 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,070 Everything's in its nice little-- 450 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,330 -Captain, I photocopied my butt! 451 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,240 -[INAUDIBLE] 452 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,790 -Actually, we don't have a copier, so I just drew my butt. 453 00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,990 -Must keep calm. 454 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,490 -Wait. 455 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,430 I think this is your butt. 456 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,150 Hey, you OK? 457 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,150 You're looking kind of glossy. 458 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:31,760 -I'm upset, and it's not just because of you. 459 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,640 My men went into battle without their leader, 460 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,190 and now they're at the mercy of a psycho [INAUDIBLE]. 461 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:43,680 Well, inflating body or not, it's time to lay down the law. 462 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:49,180 Get ready, hogs, Papa Justice is coming for you! 463 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,020 GLADYS: This is definitely not my butt. 464 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:52,960 -Yee haw! 465 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,890 Boing! 466 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,760 Boing! 467 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,930 Woo! 468 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,580 -I like the plasma coil, but do I own too many already? 469 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:04,600 Perhaps a test is in order. 470 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:10,240 The shadow of your doom is-- over my head? 471 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,070 -Hans, let my penguins go. 472 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:14,910 -Skipper? 473 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:17,130 You're-- different. 474 00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:18,090 -He has a condition. 475 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,730 -Never mind that. 476 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:23,970 I may be in a ridiculous state, but I can still-- hey! 477 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:24,810 Stop it! 478 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,050 -Can it be? 479 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:30,070 Is the great Skipper actually defenceless? 480 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,540 -Com on, fight fair. 481 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,660 -Like this? 482 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,370 At last, Skipper will not foil Hans. 483 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,520 Win for Hans! 484 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,540 -The Inflatium, it's protecting Skipper from damage! 485 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,810 -Maybe stopping me from taking damage, Kowalski, 486 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:48,250 but not from dishing it out. 487 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:48,980 Let's bounce. 488 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,680 -The China cannon! 489 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,890 -It tickles. 490 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,590 -[INAUDIBLE] 491 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,450 -Try again. 492 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:07,470 -Electo beam! 493 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:08,520 Ion ray! 494 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,220 Particle phaser! 495 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,380 Fusion [INAUDIBLE]! 496 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,320 Laser wave! 497 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,100 Bombzooka! 498 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,790 Shash atomizer! 499 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,580 Zapomatic 9000! 500 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,590 Big Bertha! 501 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:19,290 -Hans. 502 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,990 Boobie, you're wasting my time. 503 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,610 How's that for a desk monkey? 504 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,400 I've still got it. 505 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,440 -The photocopy, it is Mort's butt. 506 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,770 -You did it, Skipper. 507 00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:37,560 Yay! 508 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,530 -Ah, but he did not foil me. 509 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,960 It was the idiot, not Skipper! 510 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,290 -I'm sure Skipper doesn't care about that. 511 00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:49,090 -I was going to beat him in ridiculous days. 512 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,380 -Skipper, your temper! 513 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,310 -He's approaching critical mass! 514 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,780 -I feel heavy! 515 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,000 -Oh, Skipper. 516 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,310 -Over here, Private. 517 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,130 -Wow. 518 00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:06,830 -I'm somewhat confused. 519 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,340 What happened, Kowalski? 520 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,550 -Fascinating. 521 00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,400 It seems the Inflatium merely popped 522 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,170 you out of your outer coat. 523 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:17,140 And left you with a rather shiny replacement, I might add. 524 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,400 -It's a win-win. 525 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,340 I'm back in action and spared the worst fate imaginable. 526 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,420 -Popping like a balloon? 527 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,120 -No. 528 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,850 Sharing a desk with that guy. 529 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:26,900 -Little help here? 530 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,040 Spilled the glowing shampoo on me. 531 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,810 -Ringtail, I've got some owies to file.